Overheard In Portland Twofer Tuesday!

Teenager on the MAX train, Blue line: "Dad, do you like public transportation as much as I do?"

Lady walking with friend near the Seven Corners New Seasons: "Well and then there's the onion incident - hold on, let's wait until we have a little more privacy..."

It is true, I totally overheard both of those things. AND, as a bonus, I just read this:
Joey Fatale, the 4-foot, 4-inch New Yorker who heads the all-dwarf KISS tribute band MiniKiss, is denying published reports that he tried to sneak past security last month at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas to confront a rival band leader, 4-foot "Little" Tim Loomis of Tiny Kiss, for allegedly ripping off his idea for such a group.