"At 10:28 a.m. a caller from the 100 block of Park Avenue reported she found a dead squirrel covered in mustard in her mailbox."

- from The Union, serving Western Nevada County, CA, tipped by reader Steve L. (just the quote, not the picture... nor what you might find if you click on the picture, the tipping of which can be credited to reader Will H. The picture itself, though, I scanned in all by myself from a book I purchased this weekend.)