Day 14 of the IAAFOTS Advent Calendar and three holiday news items which are neither super great nor super awful.

1. Santa is a beast inside for being as short as he is.
2. Local Santa 'Claws' Delivers Toys Won From Machine
3. Is the reindeers OK to fly? I am so glad that you are coming to town. I hope you never die because you are the best on earth. I want a Bichon Frise.