Wait, I've got a few more links to close out this lackluster day of blogging, which I found when reading this story from Sploid about a drunk who attacked a bear in Russia.

1. This makes me fearful that I haven't found my last body of a dead roommate.
2. $1.50 a month is surely much more than that stuff would bring in on the black market, right? Whew, fiery doom averted, bring on the monkeys.
3. Nazi monkeys, that is. Anatoly Marchevsky said he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because it was easy to design costumes for them. “You can not dress a horse like a Nazi.”