It continues to be busy here, but I have found a few stories of interesting doings in the Cincinnati area for you to enjoy. First, a local doctor is retiring, which has promted him to say the darndest things. Among them: "Mostly, kids are kids. If you gain their confidence, they'll let you do almost anything … A lot of funny things happen. Kids swallow the darndest things. They get the darndest things caught in various body apertures ... And every pediatrician has to have a great wife." Next up, it seems that Neil Armstrong's barber has been stealing his hair and selling it to the highest bidder. And finally: ...when [Lori Myers] pulled into her drive Tuesday afternoon, she was floored. "I said 'Hey, someone kicked the head off my duck!'"