Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Since I was unable to get any other media outlets interested in my 100% genuine Donald Trump scoop last week (because evidently his "rebuild the twin towers" and Trump University publicity stunts are much more newsworthy than the fact that an Apprentice 4 task was responsible for putting the lives of some of New York's Finest and other less-fine citizens in jeopardy) I've decided to try some blatant fabrication instead. EXCLUSIVE! Reeling from the constant coverage of ex-husband Brad Pitt's romance with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston has found refuge in the arms of new love-interest Jonathan Lipnicki, IAAFOTS reports. Spread the word. Posted by Hello


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