One last item to wrap up Apprentice Day - I just found out today that the only Apprentice contestant I have ever cared about, Stacy Rotner, was recently seen onstage at The Cutting Room during a performance by her new beau Jon Zucker. Dollop, please. Carefully study the photograph above. This is the shadowy-faced loser you are supposed to be dating. I've even written a song or two myself, if that's what you're looking for. Contact the tipline and get with the program already.