The Jonifer Affair: True Love or Publicity Stunt? A wary public is questioning yesterday's exclusively made-up IAAFOTS report on the burgeoning romance between Jennifer Aniston and Jonathan Lipnicki. Among the evidence leading some readers to cast doubts on this latest celebrity coupling is the following transcript of a CNN interview with Mr. Lipnicki:

CNN: I don't want you to feel uncomfortable here. This is the most important question. When I told people that I was going to talk to you - most of them were women or girls - they all went, "Oh, Jonathan, I love Jonathan." That's what they said. They said, "I love Jonathan. I'm so excited, say hello for me." Do you like girls?
LIPNICKI: No, not really.