When dad got back from "lunch" (hello, lunch does not take 4 HOURS and it does not smell like BEER) and read what I wrote before he said "I think somebody needs a nap" and now he is underneath the desk snoring and my feeeeet are on his faaaaace. So there is not going to be anything about the Aprentice today because excuse me but Donald Trump is just not interesting to me so I don't know what happened to the stupid aprentices. Dad said something when we were on the train this morning about how the rules changed but what he said would happen did anyway but I was trying to read my NEW book Keep Out, Pony! and didn't care. He will probably write about it later though.
by Arabel.