Oh man, did you ever notice that hygiene has the word high in it? Seriously, check it out! And Gene, too... like, if your name was Gene and you were high right now, that would be a total mindfuck, right? Luckily my name's Paul. Um, what was I saying again? Oh yeah, reader Teresa S. has sent in another weed-related tip, this one about a twister and a guy named Crook (it's the pigs that are the crooks here, though, ripping off dude's kind buds like that - you know they're totally blazing that shit up right now). Crook looks a lot like clean Pigpen too, and his attorney's name is Steve Casanova... names are weird.