My 37th birthday is now little more than a month away, and I've got a new gift idea for readers who have not yet placed an order for my own personal robot: the very aptly named Air Scooter II. In order to help convince you of the desirability of presenting me with such a gift, I've compiled this list detailing what I will do when I receive my Air Scooter:

1. Pika Heli-Shuttle Service (I am currently putting together a helpful diagram to explain this concept more fully; for now just be aware that it will be a godsend to pikas)
2. Errands, both my own and perhaps some for you
3. Heli-blogging
4. Crazy shit