[In honor of National Take Your Spawn To Work Day, today's posts will be written by my illegitimate daughter, Arabel. Good luck, kitten!]

Reader Andrew H. sent in a tip. His tip was dumb old books about stewardesss. My dad only ever gives me books to read that are one hundred million years old but he better not try to make me read these books because stewardess is only like the dumbest most boring job ever. And hello, old books smell really BAD and OLD? The best books are number three Detective Pony number two Give Me Back My Pony and number one The Saddest Pony and they smell NEW.
by Arabel.