I wish I had the combination of time and enthusiasm necessary to recreate the fabled lost Apprentice post this afternoon, and I do have most of the enthusiasm that would be required... but not the time. I've got a combination of last week's and this week's topics in the Goldfish Cocktail, though, will that do? How about if I throw in a history of goldfish swallowing and the lyrics to the goldfish jingle? Synopsis of the episode of The Cosby Show where Rudy's goldfish dies? Yuebing the bunny with two types of cake and a tiny dish on her head? Come on, I didn't even see most of the episode, and as a former beauty queen I can tell you that is one poignant and accurate tiny dish. So are we cool?