Holy moly! A miraculously hot tip has arrived from reader Syd B. Though the real pope may be at death's door, this eerie tater doppelganger will live on forever, provided it is properly cared for and not allowed to fall prey to hungry doves. I would also venture to say that anyone in possession of such an artifact will surely have no difficulty entering the kingdom of heaven when their own time upon this mortal coil comes to an end. In short: recommended!