Still haven't managed to compose the Apprentice write-up... it's partly because I'm busy, but the overall suckulence of the show this season isn't helping matters any. I did take a moment to check in with The Herald of Everett to see what's been going down in Snohomish County as of late, though: While recently talking to a friend, Sylvia Hecker spotted the holy face above the microwave oven. "I screamed," she said. "The face of Jesus is looking at me."