My mom and sister are in town for a few days, so I did not see The Apprentice last night and don't know that I'm going to. I did flip on the Today show this morning in order to check out what the weather was going to be like and saw Michael Tarshi attempting to make love to Matt Lauer's stomach by slipping him a Tarshi Bar, so I'm guessing Michael got fired. Since I won't have much cause to use it in the future, let me take this opportunity to unload a story about Michael's brother that I came across last weekend, and now back to work...