I just noticed that Gawker has also mentioned the Dove bootcamp story, so in order to stay ahead of the curve I am forced to trot out this IAAFOTS EXCLUSIVE (as far as I know) news that I was going to save for the next Apprentice report: Bren's real name is Berl Brendan Olswanger III and this news item makes it pretty clear that he is not going to win (especially since the item quickly vanished from the Memphis news site it was on): "February 6, 2005 - Berl 'Bren' Olswanger III, formerly an assistant district attorney for the 30th Judicial District of Tennessee, has joined The Hewgley Law Firm". Adjust your bets accordingly.