Given my admiration of both miniature horses and goats, the fact that I hadn't thought to search for miniature goats before today is completely inexcusable. There seem to be two primary strains of tiny goat, Nigerian Dwarf Goats and Pygmy Goats (formerly called Cameroon Dwarf Goats), with the difference being: who the hell cares they are both very small goats. Given the gingham angel teddy bear aesthetic of most miniature farm animal websites it was a nice change of pace to notice that the little goats at Amber Waves have names like Under Heavy Fire, Exit Wounds, Extreme Justice, and Domestic Disturbance, which are made only slightly less unsettling when you see Kangaroo Jack and American Wedding and realize that the theme is not acts of violence but just shitty movies.