Wait, there's another celebrity engagement announcement today! Oh happy celebrities. Since it doesn't conjure up images of supermodels cavorting with marine mammals on an ice floe (or use the word affianced) I was inclined not to give a shit about this one at all... until I noticed something that the article mentions but then unaccoutably does not follow up on, even though it is bound to raise many questions in the mind of the reader. See if you can spot it: "Jude Law and Sienna Miller, who met while filming Alfie, are engaged to be married. Law proposed to Miller on Christmas morning in England. The gold ring has nine diamonds set in platinum, a spokesperson said. 'They then headed to the Indian Ocean. They have told their families the news and they're thrilled, as are Jude's children. They love Sienna and can't wait for the wedding,' Caira Parks, Law's spokesperson, said." If you're stumped as to what I might be talking about, here's a hint.