Thankfully, it's now been replaced in the list of Top Stories by this funnier headline: Supermodel Heidi Klum, Seal Engaged. "'We affianced on a glacier in Whistler (Canada). We reached this beautiful place by helicopter one day before Christmas Eve. It was a unique experience,' said a posting on Klum's Web site." I think there's a joke to be made here involving the word 'clubbing' but I'm still too busy today to take the time needed to properly formulate it.