Reality Hits Home: It's 'Perfect'-ly Awful (Daily News), A Perfectly Mediocre Domesticity Contest (Sun-Sentinel.com), 'Perfect' Contest Isn't Always Winning (Boston Globe)... Since Wickedly Perfect has revealed itself to be one of those things that's so bad it's not good, my thoughts turn instead to jerboas. Ass-eared, broad-tailed, flate-tailed, alone they will walk near your feet, and although themselves they are used to hiding behind and under the heladera, of the table of the TV or of the kitchen, their curiosity is able more than they and another time they leave, they look at you, they jump, they run, if you are sited down in a chair Under itself they rise you to the head, and if you are stopped to the feet (you owe to be attentive to not step them). They can free the queue if they are taken Incorrectly, but rare time they bite. Some more traditionally English facts can be found here, and now you will please excuse me as I must to eat of the pipas of jirasol prior to "sleeping the siesta".