Reader Teresa S. also sent in a tip regarding the gay bomb that the military brainstormed up recently... oh no, wait, in 1994, so maybe it has already been secretly rolled out by now. As I understand it (from the single explanatory sentence in the article), this weaponry is really only a gay bomb if you drop it on a bunch of men with no women around, so if anyone knows where a prototype might be obtained, the tipline address is to your immediate left. I know, you'd think that running the internet's go-to spot for raccoon attacks would be turn-on enough for the ladies (not to mention the burgeoning ski phenomenon angle) but still, the additional eye-opener that aphrodisiacal munitions provide couldn't hurt any. Also, if they are not already doing so I think the Pentagon should look into the possibility of combining this technology with that of the nude bomb for expediated results.