First off, there's an anonymous comment to yesterday's post which contains some interesting stuff in a similar vein, so I encourage you to check that out. Then, as a change of pace from kids saying the darnedest things, you may be interested in hearing some inside dope on becoming a finalist on AFV from The Janesville (WI) Gazette, and after that you can vicariously experience the thrill of the recent snow day they had there: "Patrick Knilans, 14, of Edison School, went to the mall with friends after snowboarding shirtless. He said he probably would spend the evening playing video games. Patrick enjoyed a double cheeseburger at the mall, but, 'it's kind of boring because there's, like, nobody here. Everybody was probably here earlier.'"