Well, frankly I don't know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon, but the anchorman whose mind has seemed shakier than cafeteria Jell-O since the day back in the eighties when we first heard the phrase "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" has finally decided call it a night. If it were up to me, Dan Rather would continue anchoring the CBS News until he was able to bust into the middle of CSI: Albuquerque with the late-breaking announcement that he was deader than a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving, but if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun.