I don't really have the time to do this or anything else justice today, but it would be a real crime if I didn't toss a little something your way concerning the case of the fatally flipped hot shrimp.

In case this is all I manage to get posted today, Happy Thanksgiving! Don't get the wrong idea from that second link, I enjoy the holiday very much, it's just the origin myth that's bullshit about it. IAAFOTS will probably be on hiatus until Monday, and you really should use that time to thoroughly plumb these depths, or if by some chance you have already there is plenty to see at this site reader Andrew H. tipped me to awhile back. Enjoy!