Rather than getting so outraged by all that cheeeeeeeeeez, Bronx residents ought to be getting busy tracking down some crackers. But since they are a little hysterical right now, I have gone ahead and taken charge of the matter, finding that there are crackers in a huge quantity in Ludhiana (I'm not postive, but I think that's somewhere near Fishkill, so take the Major Deegan to the Moshulu to the Sawmill to the Taconic, and then keep an eye out for godowns).