"He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country's only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years." This is a Yahoo News story and the link will soon be lost to you forever, so don't sleep or you'll be facing a lifetime of regret over what might have been (and it's always better to regret something you have done rather than something you haven't done).