While checking out the Miles Kimball online catalog this afternoon, I was first drawn to the new goose fashions of the season, which are everything you hoped they would be. Then I thought that it might be worthwhile to do some research into all of the clothing options for geese, but there is just too much too much too much too much too much... and I have lost the ability to differentiate the good and the bad, goosewise. As a result, I've decided to provide you with a small sampling of the businesses out there catering to the goose market, and you can wade through their offerings for yourself if you're so god-damned interested all of a sudden. There's The Goose Closet, The Goose Boutique, Goose Garb, Geese & Garb, Goose Caboose, the inaptly named Just Ducky, and Dizzle Dats, which haberdashes the crap out of concrete bears as well. This is only the tip of the gooseberg, but it should get you started.