Have I mentioned that I would like to have a romantic relationship with the illustration of Wonkette? I thought that I had, but then my introductory post does not seem to have posted onto this new blog of mine. If it ends up reappearing after I've repeated myself here this blog is going to end up looking like Kausfiles, with "Illustration of Wonkette" replacing "John Kerry" and love replacing hate. And now that I think about it, that would be a beautiful thing... anyhow, just to repeat everything from the missing post, let me now make clear that I am referring specifically to the illustration, not Ana Marie Cox the real live person. I understand she is married and that is one sacred bond I do not want to mess with.